"Well, that was rude and disguisting." Ram said. "So, who want's to go kick some Demon butt?!" he cried, starting towards the tower with the epic battle on top.
"Shouldn't we try to save the population of this city first?" Huey asked.
"Oh, Huey, Huey, Huey. You gotta look at the big picture here. Why would we waste our time battling some minor demon's when their's some major Devils only a few feet away?"
"...to save countless lives and innocents?"
"Bah! And I don't mean that as a goat. We go for all or nothing! ALWAYS!" Ram cried, rushing into through the front doors of the building that had the epic battle.
"You know, he used to have much better war cries then that." Ragnorak sighed, shaking his head.

"....."

-Why don't we split up then?-Hatsumi signs.-Huey, Hazuki-chan and I can help the people in the town, while the rest of you deal with the demon atop that tower?-

"Hm... I dunno, you think you can protect an entire city with just the three of you?" Logician asks.

"Actually, the two sisters can handle it. They don't look it, but they're really good at what they do, especially the mute." Ragnorak chimes in.

"Besides, I need to take Huey to a more isolated environment to taste the weapons Ragnorak-sama and I forged him." Hazuki explains as she drew her own weapon.

The two groups then departed, Ram's group heading to the tower while Huey's into the midst of the chaos.

Before the heroes made it to the door a group of Reavers got in there way
"What the hell Maddawg!?" Ram cried
"So zetta slow! You think we'd let you take out the king demon before we get ultimate power!?" Sho said laughingly

"Yes!"
"..."
"What? Can't a goat have some optimism!"
"No, but you can have...DEATH!" Sho cried, sending a Reaver at Ram.
"Death? I just met him. Seemed like aAHHH!" Ram hit directly with the Reaver, taking him high into the air.
"NOOO! I'm afraid of hights!"
"But I thought you were a mountain goat?" Sho shouted to the rising goat.
"That's not hights! That's places with greath depths! AHHH!"
The Reaver rose high into the air, going next to the Epic Battle.
"Hey, Dante, how's it hanging? Who's the guy your fighting with?"

"That'd be my twin brother, Vergil. Say hi, Vergil"

"Hi. Where were we, brother?"

"Right about HERE!" Dante leaped at his brother, who quickly brought his sword, Yamato, up to defend. The Reaver dropped Ram on the edge of the Peak of Darkness, where he got to witness the most epic fight ever witnessed by anyone.

"You sure, dude? You've never had to take on a pair of Reavers before." said the Logician concernedly.

"Don't worry about it, I've been dying to test out this new sword I found in the family armory. The label was "Arashi no Tsukai" and I've never even heard of it before, so I'm seriously interested." Ragnorak said, pulling the bandaged sword from his back. "If I'm correct, it might even be the sword of the legendary samurai Harusame. I certainly hope so, we've been looking for it for a while."

"Alright, if you're sure. We'll just kind of...hide...under this collapsed building over here...is anyone else seeing this?" Logician said, referring to Ragnorak's hair standing straight up as though it had been caught in an electrical storm.

"Yep. I'm gonna bet that's not a good sign. Let's go get under that conveniently stable collapsed building." said Splazor. The entire party scrambled to get under cover as wind lashed out in a tornadic fashion from the monkey.

"What a party. Hope there's enough." said Ragnorak with a grin.

The tip of the gigantic cleaver-like sword glowed white for a moment. Suddenly, lightning flashed out from it, striking the two Reavers directly.

The battlefield was calm for a short time, the ground making little clinking noises as it cooled. The Reavers looked at each other for a moment, then turned back to Ragnorak, ready to charge again.

Suddenly, they lit up from within, as though Times Square had suddenly relocated all of it's neon to their lower gastro-intestinal tract. All of the parties watched the glow rise through the Reavers' bodies. When it reached the heads, electricity poured out of their mouths and eyes and they screamed in eerie concert.

Then they went "KABLOOIE," so to speak. It was really more a "BZZZTTTTT-splork" sound, but "KABLOOIE" is probably more recognizable as an explosion. Ragnorak turned to the building where the rest of the group was hiding with a dreamy look on his face. "Well, that was fun. I'ma go schleepy now...zzzzz." Ragnorak hit the ground, laying on top of his ginormous sword as the rest of the party rushed to check on him.

Hey, Ron, I figured out why you can't use your Logic Powers.

"Oh, hey awesome. What can I do about it?"

Take off your cloak.

"...I completely forgot that it dampens my powers."

It's what I'm here for.

"And with it off, I can conjure the powers from The Nexus!"

You mean the armor and the sword?

"Yeah, that."

...so what are you waiting for? Get it out.

"Oh, yeah."

And so The Logician threw off his cloak, revealing shining golden armor, and a longsword by his side. "Who wants to take me on now, bitches!"

Dante. Have you ever heared of Devil May Cry?

The Logician sighed. "I know. I know."

"This is the most awesome fight ever!" Ram said while watching the dueling brothers, eating some popcorn and holding a Supa-Slurp.
"I which the others could get their butts moving so they could see this!" Ram pointedly said to the ground below.

Message from Ramthundar;

HEY EVERYONE! Get up here, you're missing an awesome fight! Seriously, it's one of the most awesome fights I've ever seen!

"WHAT IS THAT NOISE!" Beowulf screamed as he charged at The Logician. "TELL ME NOW!"

The Logician sighed, then lept in the air, hurling The Twilight Blade like a spear and impaling Beowolf in the face. "Goddamn it. Dante and Virgil are kicking each other's asses, and I can only sit here and fight this...winged...demon...thing..."

This is going to take awhile, isn't it?

The Logician sighed as Beowulf ripped The Twilight Blade from his face. "Ah...yeah, I think so. Send everyone a message, would you?"

On it.

"YOU WILL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!" Beowulf roared.

Meanwhile.

While Sho and Ragnrok dueled it out down below,Maddawg,Mk,and Grimm climbed the tower to find the secret power that was causing this. "You think Sho can handle himself down there? I mean that monkey and Logican are pretty overpowered." Said Mk. "Relax if he dies then I won't have to pay him." "But you don't pay us at all?" "No I don't pay traitors who ran away to the other side.There for only Grimm will be payed which by now the money will proably go to finding the cure for cancer as he will by no doubt have contracted a brain tumor by now."

The Villans finnaly made it to the top were the burst through the door just in time to see the fight between Dante and Virgil. As the two clashed swords Maddawg spied Ram eating popcorn and drinking from a soda. Since he was evil he just couldn't resit and kicked the poor goat off the edge. "Now that wasen't very nice. You killed the whole mood of the fight now I'll need to go down there and straighten you out Maddawg." said a mysterious voice. "No it can't be." Said Maddawg in awe. A large lighting bolt came down quickly turning Dante and Virgil into dust and out of the smoke came John Lennon and George Harrison.

Damn, double post. Disregard.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh_hhhhh!"...*THUNK*
"Rammy! NOOO!" cried Samii as she ran towards the pile of rubble.
"_{Samii, is that you?}" came the soft murmur.
"Yes, sweetie, it's me." Samii said, tears in her eyes.
"_{Samii, please, do something for me...}"
"Oh, god, yes, anything!"
"_{Pull me the hell out of here!}"
Confused, Samii looked around to see Ram's body sticking feet up, head fully submerged into the ground.
"...oh, sorry. Just one second." Samii gripped Ram's hove, pulling him from the ground.
"Phew! Thank goodness I landed on my head!" Ram exclaimed while shaking dirt of his horns.

"YOU WILL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!" Beowulf roared.

"Oh, shut up, you overgrown rat." shouted Ram. "Get back to your cave where you belong."

Screaming rage, Beowulf charged Ram, arms swinging.

"Sorry ugly, but I've got bigger mutants to zap. THOR'S CLAP!"

Ram quickly jumped over the lightly crisp corpse, making his way up the stairs.

A large battle was raging above. John Lennon and Maddawg were dueling to the death. John was using his Rythm guitar and Maddawg his dual Chainsaw blades. Geore Harrison was currently dealing with Grimm and Mk who could not penetrate the power behind his Sitar.Maddawg managed to trip John and was going in for the kill when suddenly a large snare drum came out of nowhere. It sent Maddawg flying and he nearly fell off the ledge. He looked up and saw Ringo and Paul. "Where the hell did you two come from?" "Paul's got angel wings he carried us up here.Now then shall we kick your ass Beatles style." With that the four combined and formed the Silver Beatle. A giant insect with giant wings. It could lift 1000x it's own weight and crush all of its opponets beneath it's feet."I'm gone for a couple posts and you guys start a huge boss fight with a rock'n roll band."said Sho who had just appeared on the Hydra Reaver.

The Emperor Penguin has suddenly appeared in this strange, strange dimension.

"Demons and rock musicians fighting to the death, AND a talking goat?" he says.

"RAM!" Ram corrects.

"Whatever, I guess interdimensional travel is a bit more unpredictable than I thought." By a stroke of misfortune, it would seem that the Emperor is stuck in this place for the moment. "May as well cause some havoc while I'm here." he mutters to himself while placing and explosive device on Sho, who's attention is diverted at the moment.

After climbing to the top, Ram spied the Emperor Penguin. "Say, do you go 'Dood' little fella?" Ram asked the odd litle penguin.

It only glared at him, and slapped an expolsive device on his horns.

"You could of just said no..." Ram grumbled. He scrapped it of and threw it next to Maddawg.

"Well, this should be fun." Ram commented, and went back to his popcorn and Supa Slurp.

Master Kitty was shooting at the Beetle with his Kitty Rifle. He emptied a full clip intot he beast but to no prevail.

"Damn! Catana! Call in an airstrike!"

"Yes sir!"

A wave of rockets came raining down atop the Beetle, it went on for about ten seconds and dust was flying through the air.

"Haha! Take that ya limey!"

ut the Beetles arose from the ground, Paul stood with his hands on his hips,

"Beetles assemble!" he yelled in his stereotypical beetles voice, "Yellow Submarine!!"

A mighty yellow submarine formed and the sky turned multi coloured. The sub began floating around shooting rainbows of death!

Shapsters:
Master Kitty was shooting at the Beetle with his Kitty Rifle. He emptied a full clip intot he beast but to no prevail.

"Damn! Catana! Call in an airstrike!"

"Yes sir!"

A wave of rockets came raining down atop the Beetle, it went on for about ten seconds and dust was flying through the air.

"Haha! Take that ya limey!"

ut the Beetles arose from the ground, Paul stood with his hands on his hips,

"Beetles assemble!" he yelled in his stereotypical beetles voice, "Yellow Submarine!!"

A mighty yellow submarine formed and the sky turned multi coloured. The sub began floating around shooting rainbows of death!

"Holy Shamoly!" cried Ram, "This is certainly going to be an epic finish!"

Suddenly, the explosive devices on Sho and near Maddawg had a red light begin to blink rapidly.
Still feeling some slight pity for his former friend, Ram cried out to him. "Sho! You got a bomb on your back!"

Sho turned in confusion. "What?" he shouted, barely audible over the awesome tunes produced by the two mega bands above them.
"I said their is a bomb on your back!"
"What? Your in the land of the black?"
"NO! You have a BOMB on your BACK!"
"What? There's some lamb with a great rack?"
"Really? Wher-NO! THERE'S A BOMB ON YOU BACK!"
"...Ok, it was one time, and he said it would be a good time, and-BOOM!"
"NOOO!" Ram cried, as the force of the bombs threw him back.
The blast knocked the villains away, and disrupted the course of the flying styling vehicles in the sky.
The Crazy Train veered of, landing in a nearby mental ward. Current news have revealed the Train is recovering, though it has the occasional relapse whenever sailors are nearby.*
The Yellow Submarine was launched towards the sea. Later reports tell of a pirate ship that were subdued by "crazy colors and a rocking tune that just won't stop."

"_HMMPH! Ram cried, head stuck back in the ground.

Master Kitty jumped and punched the air,

"Fuck ya!! That was awesome!!"

He walked over to Ram and pulled him out of the ground,

"There ya go buddy, can't leave an old friend stuck like that now can I?"

"Thanks Master Kitty! You are the greatest cat evar!!!!!!"

"No problem, now, where was I? Oh ya!"

Master Kitty ran over to The Logican, he swiped Jerry from him and placed a USB drive in it,

"Muhaha! Say goodbye to your computer, for I have planted a super virus!!"

Oh no! Please don't do that to ^meeeeee-

Master Kitty began running away, he called in a Pelican and placed Jerry inside.

"Say goodbye to Jerry!!!"

He entered the cockpit and the Pelican flew away, the incapacitated Jerry inside.

"Ughh where are we?" Asked Sho who was with Maddawg on a large Highway. Before they had timed to figure that out though a large bat like creature came down with a red horned man on it. "Well if it isn't Maddawg. I've been trying to get you down here for a long time." Said the man. "Well you could have just asked I would have loved to come down here for a visit."Said Maddawg. "You have no idea where you are do you? Your in Hell boy and your mine now. Unless you can beat me in a Fiddle contest. Although you should no the consequnces. If you lose you'll both be forced to spend the rest of enternity on the small world ride in disney land." "And If I win?" "I let you both go. We each play one song on this golden fiddle." "I accept your challenge Devil." Said Maddawg." "Are you sure about this Maddawg?" "Hey I played Drums in Highschool can't be that big a diffrence." "I'll go first. The Devil picked up the fiddle with ease and began playing the Devil went down to Georgia by the Charles Daniels Band. When he finished a large desk with the American Idol judges on it appeared. They each gave him copliments and passed him. "Now it is you turn." Said the Devil pointing at Maddawg. "Alright here goes." Maddawg picks up the Fiddle. "I'll start off with a Drum Solo." And with that Maddawg smacked the devil with the Golden Fiddle. With the Devil out cold Maddawg and Sho ran for the the devils ride and flew threw the Earth's Mesosphere with it.

Mk and Grimm were flying throught the air when they looked down and saw a Bat outta Hell come bursting through the Earth's Crust.

Oh, and 1000 post. Yay for Us! Now get back to work!

Ramthundar:

Cookies!

(*Throws cookie at Ram.*)

"NOOO!" Logician cried, throwing his arms out in a dramatic pose.

"Dude, relax. It's just a computer. And a bastard of one at that." Splazor Cat purred, cleaning himself off the debris that cluttered his fur.

"Shut up furball! He was my bastard! My computer! My...friend." A small tear formed on the corner of his eyes. "He may have been an inconsiderate, blackmailing, ass of a program but that doesn't mean I still don't care about him!"

"Yeah, that's might be why you care. Or it could be because he has all your porn."

"...."

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

"Alright people, enough talk. We need to find Master Kitty and get Jerry back." Ram said. "In case you didn't know, the Logician get's a lot of his powers from him, and I don't want a weak member tagging along in our team." Ram threw the last comment in Splazor Cat's direction.
"Hey Splazor, go look for Huey. He should be around here saving some folks. We're going to try to find some transportation."

Ramthundar:

Yay! Cookie!

reserve

"That took 'blowing people to hell' quite literally, but it was satisfying nonetheless! If you liked THOSE fireworks, just wait until the fourth..." The Emperor Penguin said to no one in particular.

And yet, the dear Penguin remained largely unaware of where he stood on this crazy thread-er-world...yes, world. He assumed Master Kitty was the enemy of these assorted talking animals, sentient computers and superheros, but this didn't help. Why were they fighting in the first place? It finally occurs to him to ask, so he finds the goat that slighted him earlier.

"What's with the epic battle, goat?" he asks.

"I'm a RAM, prinny," Ram replies, but on seeing that the Penguin has another explosive, he decides to cooperate.

"Well, not to sure myself. It usually happens with our group. One minute were strolling along, trying to save the world, etc, next thing you know we're in the middle of some giganteum battle of the gods. It happens."
Ram gave a critical look at the small explosive prone creature. "And what of you, Prinny? Are you here to help my group of merry men in the quest to save the world!?"
_{"Why the hell do I need to look?! I don't want to waste my time finding the little brat!"
"Oh, shut it Splazor. It's not like your doing anything better here!"
"It's going to be like that, Ragnorak? PWAHHH!"}
"...Or, perhaps your plan is to join Maddawg and the villains to kill most of us." Ram said, lightly stepping away from a deflected splazor.

He found the three with relative ease (he is a ninja after all). He also saw the woman they were fighting. "Long, red hair, topless, black skirt, controls bats and lightning...It's my ex-wife! I mean Nevan. Nevan is what I meant!" He dropped in right in front of Huey, who was completely entranced by the woman. He also smacked him upside the head, Gibbs style. "Kid, you have a lot to learn. Trust me on this, she will suck your soul out your...ahem and then pickle and eat you."

"But...she's so pretty..."

"So is my ex-wife. Does that make her any less of a bitch? No. No, it most definitely does not. C'mon, snap out of it. The girls are practically being tentacle raped and, while they might enjoy that kind of thing, I'm willing to lay odds they don't."

Huey slowly shook his head. When he looked up again, his eyes had the killing intent. "Ooooo! Is the little boy finally ready to play? C'mon, sugar, I've been waiting for this..."

The Emperor Penguin ponders the situation, Ram's words have given him pause. A vital question occurs to him.

"What or who are you saving this world from?"

"Maddawg and friends."

The Emperor Penguin gave him blank look, waiting for more.

"...to stop them from doing bad stuff? Like nukeing the world."

"Are they doing that now?"

"....Nooo, but they might!"

"Have they done that recently?"

"....Nooo, but they did kill Micky Mouse!"

"Oh, well, that certainly seems bad"

_{Technically, he helped us kill him and Micky was the embodiment of evil} but that is not the point! Maddawg is evil, we're good, we need to stop him, and that's that!"

Back on the starship enterprise which is now park in Nexus so techniaclly back in Nexus and fuck that was a lot of words I don't get paid enough to narrate those words and I'm proably out of breath becuase of my smoking habit. (Paid for by Live above the influence. Like anybody actually reads this *Counts money* Suckers.)

"Alright so far every plan we try constantly backfires and I'm running low on pop culture stars we can make fun of." Said Maddawg to the others who were currently at there round table.....of evil. Grimm who was still sick from the radiation vomited on the table and then collapsed."Aww that was my good round table of evil." Maddawg clapped his hands and two boomers came in and took the table away and replaced it with a square one. Maddawg put his hand on the table and frowned. "It's just not the same." "Hey focus. Who could we possibly use to create a quest." Said Master Kitty who was taking apart jerry and fiddiling around with the mother board. "Hmmmm I got it we will take control of the ghost of the most powerful man in show buisness." "Billy Mays?" Questions Sho. "...Alright the seccond most powerful man in show buisness. Micheal Jackson."

-Start Gloat and Brag-Greetings From Orlando!!! Where I shall be going to Disney MGM Studios soon!!!-End Gloat and Brag.

Meanwhile

Huey just barely dodged a group of bats.

"To say the least, I'm not getting much out of this."

Huey scoffed and dashed forward, hand on his katana. Once close enough, Nevan's skirt shifted up and began to swipe at him like a scythe. Huey ducked under the first one and blocked the second while instantaneously performing an Iai draw, slashing her leg. Nevan stepped back and patted her leg.

"Ow..."

A black mass forms under her feet and moves toward Huey, shooting up in black spikes. Huey sidesteps the attack and dashes forward, slashing across Nevan's waist, then spun around while drawing the other sword and lands a strike down her stomach, opening Nevan to a flourish of blows until dashed past her and landed an X strike against her body. Nevan fell, but in a moment stood back.

"Oh yes, I like it rough"

Huey took stance again.

"Then I'll give you nothing but..."

"Well, Ram, I think I'll remain neutral for the moment. But if ever you need high explosives, I won't be far," says the Emperor Penguin. He has other things on his mind, like finding his way back to the proper dimension.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

"Ah! It's dark! And the Grue is coming for me!"
"Splazor Cat, will you stop smoking that cat nip!" Ram scolded, lifting the bag of the trippen cat's head. "It's been to long since Ragnorak left. We need to go find him."
"But, but, the Grue!"
"Screw the Grue! We need to get going!"

20 minutes of Drug Induced Searching:

"Then I'll give you nothing but..."

"There they are! Their fighting some kind of....Damnn!" Ram ogled the fine piece of woman.

"Why hello suga, didn't see you come in. What's a fine stallion like yourself doing round these parts?"

Samii stepped in front of the stunned goat, glaring at the voluptuous villain.
"Whoo their, this ones mine. Don't be stepping where your not welcome."

"Looks like he wants to welcome me just fine, cow. Now if you'll excus-

"What did you just call me?" Samii asked, words barely escaping her clenched teeth.
"I said, get your fat ass out of the way, c-
"COWAKAZI!"
Samii was lifted into the air, and smashed, hind-quarters first, onto Nevan's head.
"Holly Co-crap! How the hell did you jump that high?" Huey asked. Suddenly, his nose wrinkled and his hair began to fizzle out of it's Afro shape.
"Oh," he said while his face began to turn a green color, "gas propulsion."

"Hmmm bringing Michal Jackson back from the dead? What would be the point!?" Sho questioned
The group sat around without an answer before MK said "Hey, we could get him to lead us to his buried treasure on Neverland ranch!"
"Good idea!" Maddawg replied "Now we just need a way to bring him back..."