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Power Leveler  Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | For eons. Only to get ninja'd. What about the black hole? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Oh i put some duct tape on it. It should be fine now. For future reference, how much does universe fixer pay? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Well, it varies from reality to reality. Did... did he just lick that? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Twice. I couldn't believe it either. So why am I aroused? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 |
Why aren't you aroused? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Because I'm a leg man, and that's a poor picture for that. WHy did you do that to me? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Because you wanted it. Why is my Windows bar on the top of the screen? |
Adventurer  Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009     | Because windows always wants you to remember who's in charge. No. Was there ever a point? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | There was once, but it's become jaded and dull. Like you. ZING! Why did I insult someone I've never met? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Why not? I do it all the time. Wait... You bastard. How dare you insult me his royal highness the LASTBAYKING!?!? I might just have overdone it... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I insult everyone equally. It makes me 'edgy'. At least, that's what mum tells me. Why is your head so little? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | No, it's normal-sized. Is it really that hard to define? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | No, because no one likes you. Pthhbbbbbt. I am so smooth. |
Master Looter Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | I just threw up. How could you say something that horrible? |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Easily with lots of practice. Who agrees with me? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | That creepy guy in the back. No, that one. Do you see him now? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Me. How did I go from awesome line to bad line? In the space of 20 minutes? Am I really that much of an idiot? |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Nope, I just showed up and everything decided to explode. I am tired of your petty squabbles. Release the hounds! Wait who told you to get rid of the hounds? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You did. When you were drunk. Who'd have thought black holes would come back with a vengeance? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Not me, that's for sure. Why doesn't money grow on trees? |
Master Looter Posts: 2724 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | It'd be outcompeted by pear trees. HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE HUNTER! WHAT DO I DO?! |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | You call for backup and sign these in triplicate. Would you like a pen? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! POISON PEN! WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO! Wait, how did Lilith come back? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | You summoned her, you fool. Can I have your iPod? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No, No you may not, you ninja. Who are you going to call for help? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | The Ghostbusters! Wait, do I see something strange? In my neighborhood? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Yes, it's something weird, and it don't look good. So where's the ghostbusters already?!?!? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Nope. It's the drugs man. Can I have some of what your smoking? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yeah, but it's just crushed cereal. Did I just feel the need? The need- for speed? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Nope, that was gas. Do you know the way to San Jose? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes, it's right up the alley way. Who put mustard in the ketchup bottle? |
Adventurer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Yep. But you don't want to go there who wants to hear something that's not funny? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Dane Cook. So he can steal it. Why is the sky blue? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because I "persuaded" your mom to paint it that. How could she not resist the power of freshly-baked bread? |
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Because someone divided by zero again.
How long had you been practicing those lines?