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Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Why not? Let's give it a try.

Is it supposed to look... charred?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Well, uh, No. But i can fix it...I think.

How does it look now?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

A little better.

Did you just paint over it?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

...Yes. But i put melted chocolate over it too.

Uh, Do you want the first piece?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yeah, sure.

Doesn't the paint make it taste so... painty?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Well said. Sorry that it didn't taste so good. I'm deleting this recipe.

What did you wish for when you clicked your heels together?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Se- I mean, cookies. Definitely not sex.

Got any se- I mean, cookies?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I do actually. I got some from the Super market after they tried to bribe me to leave.

What should i wish for?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Another wish.

Isn't that against the rules?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yes but I'm a rebel like that.

Why is it raining?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because you asked for another wish.

Why didn't you wish for me instead?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I already have you here. I'm already happy.

Damn, I should've wished for a flying pony too right?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yeah... you should.

So, let's find another genie?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yes, they're far more trustworthy than enchanted shoes.

Is there such thing as genie bait?

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Nah, how do you tempt someone who can grant themselves a wish for anything they want?

What does a genie want, anyway?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Bananas.

Did I get it right?

Adventurer
Posts: 378
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

That's what she said

I think...but why is it on fire?

What does being ninja'd look like?

Adventurer
Posts: 359
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Ooh, let's try to find a fat one named Tony. That would never go wrong.

Now where's my Pepsi?

"That was totally uncalled for, but a lot of fun to watch."

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

In the fridge. Right next to the severed head.

Is that blood?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

No...it's...Ketchup. Yes Ketchup.

Hey is that something shiny over there?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Wher- Ooooooh, shiny.

OUCH! Why did it bit me?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

That was a pitbull with a diamond studded collar. It took your staring as a challenge to fight.

Is it gone now?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

No, it's still hanging in my arm.

Is that bloo- *faints*

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yes, Yes it is, *stares at pit bull until it whines and leaves*

How many fingers am i holding up?

Master Looter
Posts: 1704
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Ten and a half.

To be or not to be?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Back already, are we?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

That is the question. but the answer is to be.

Did you know that you remind me of a few of my famous friends?

Master Looter
Posts: 1704
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I do? *gasp*

If oppositess attract, then how is it possible to stand someone exactly like you?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

When that someone is far away.

If opposites attract, how come I'm not dating the best girl in the world?

Master Looter
Posts: 1704
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

You answered your own question there.

¿Por qué estoy hablando solamente español?
Translation: Why am I only speaking spanish?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Por qué no?

Alguém fala Português?
HAHA, you shall never know what I've said!

Master Looter
Posts: 1704
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Argh... too much alternate language...

When does the Bat-plant come out to fight crime?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3097
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

At 9 in the afternoon. Just after he's been watered.

Why didn't the Bat-plant get his own comic?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3356
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The editors preferred Supervegetable.

Why does Supervegetable fight crime?

Master Looter
Posts: 1704
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

He doesn't. I ate him in my salad.

Couldn't they at least give Bat-Plant a movie?

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