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Looking For Group  Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I stole it from Bruce Campbell. How do I send the demons back when I'm done? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | It said in the instructions that came with it. ...You still have the instructions right? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2376 Joined: 29 Jul 2009    | babe, where we're going, we won't need instructions. What is infinity + infinity? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009    | pie what would happen if a whale grew a moustache? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Everyone would think he was a cop from the 70s. Or a child molester. Why are your pants so baggy? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | I need a lot of room in my pants. For... things. Do you wish to know what? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1516 Joined: 1 May 2009  | No why would I wish to know what? Why would I wish to know what? How do You prove you exist - maybe we don't exist The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You have a fixation on what's in people's pants. Why did it rain today? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because the angels were crying. So, why were you crying, Vee? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I had to walk 4 miles in the rain. ...Can you cheer me up? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | *juggles some flaming chainsaws while circus music plays* Did that work? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | *giggles childishly* I think so. How did you get so good at circus flaming chainsaw juggling? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I learned it from my brother. He was trying it one day, and accidentally cut of his arms and burned down his bedroom. From then on, I decided to never drop a flaming chainsaw. So, what w- OH MY GOD, HOW DID THIS GET HERE? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | OH DAMN, I LEFT THE TELEPORTER ON! Will beating it with a broom drive it away?! |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I don't think so, try hitting it with something bigger. *phew* What was that, anyway? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It looked like...David Bowie with tentacles. Maybe i should stop meddling with science, huh? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | What? No, no. But maybe you should give genetic engineering a rest. So, what will you take up as a hobby now? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 639 Joined: 18 Sep 2009  | Fishing with ninjas as bait. Why did I get a B on both my Chemistry and Physics test today? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because you managed to blow up the room on both tests. Yes, you can even blow stuff up in a theory test. How can you do that? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It's just my explosive personality. *bud dun dun tsh* Why do i suddenly feel ashamed? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I'm not gonna lie to you. It was the pun. Why? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Because puns are lazy writing. Does that make me lazy too? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Well, yeah, kind of. Wanna have some exercise? *nudge nudge wink wink* |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, american football okay? I still have my halloween costume. You've played before right? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1690 Joined: 20 Jul 2009  | Yes, but I suck. What exactly is a "first down?" |
Looking For Group Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | its a term that bullys use to the kid who got tripped 1st, and it remains his nickname until he graduates what happened yesterday? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Y'know i remember a bar, and that's it. Do you remember anything else? |
Master Looter Posts: 1690 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | You stood on a table and started pole-dancing. And I ended up strangling a cockroach for three bucks. When did you learn to pole-dance? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Last year, you'll never know when it would come in handy. Is that why i have a load of singles in my pocket? |
Master Looter Posts: 1690 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yeah. And a few hundereds too. Can I have a couple bucks from your "earnings?" |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I guess so, It's easy enough to earn back. What are you going to buy? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Your immortal soul So, what, like eight dollars? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3079 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | For you, the low, low price of Five hundred dollars. Should i have told you that my soul was out of stock before you paid? |
Master Looter Posts: 1690 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No. Now I get to see Goat cry. Hey, you! No, not you, the other guy! The one to the left! No, your other left! You! Yes, you! Do you like tacos? |
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