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Power Leveler  Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | Those things in a bun right? Is someone cranky? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | No. He is. Wait, why are you on my lawn? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Lawn angels! Only second to snow angels. Care to join me? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Okay! Wait, how is this even possible? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 6001 Joined: 24 Aug 2009     | You type something, hit post, witch-craft happens and magic text comes up and magically echos what you've written. How did that get there? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Out of my newest nonsense devise. There, now doesn't your lawn look ready for Christmas? |
How I Mine 4 Fish?  Posts: 66 Joined: 26 Jun 2009   | It didn't Why is there a naked badger sat next to me? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2180 Joined: 31 Mar 2009    | Because badgers never wear clothes. What is that odd smell? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | It's your new girlfriend. Why is it that you never see Jack Black and Tim Schaefer in the same room? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Isn't it because they're the same person but can transform on a full moon, What do you think of the name 'Senior PointyHead'? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I think your mom is sweet, no matter what we call her. How did she get such a unique name anyway? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | When she worked for the circus she was the knife thrower's assistant. All he ever did was throw pointy knives at her head. How could you forget? You worked at the same circus! |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I was too busy trying to put the moves on the contortionist. Weren't you Kanye West? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes. And I'm THE BEST OF ALL TIME. Why was Britain so mean to America in the 1760's? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You ruined a very important Tea party. That's a prison sentence over here. Why is that Sheep staring at you like that? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | 'Cuz I'm a sexy, sexy goat. Why don't you think I'm pretty? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because you're a goat. What kind of burger is that? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Soilent Green. Wanna bite? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure! Wait what was the guy in the movie saying Soylent Green was made from? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Educational television. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | You broke the game! *sob* Why did he break the game? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | There, There. He didn't mean to. It's a recurring joke, dear Goat. Is your car deathproof? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 6001 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | Yes because I wanted to and you ninja'd me so I can't remember what you posted as I edited this. Why did you hook me on TOAST? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because I blasted all the toast on earth with poison. Who's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 6001 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | No-one when I kill that video. Are you gonna click this? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I did, but the video would'nt show up. HA! Am I being posessed by Rick Astley? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | That all depends. Are you gonna make me cry, are you gonna tell a lie and hurt me? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 6001 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | No, as you weren't rolled. Dammit... Will you click the link again? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Yes, but it's still copyright protected. Did you realize fail link is fail? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes. Does anyone want some Lie Cake? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Is that one new? But if Lie Cake is lie...*Head explodes* Is that what Lie Cake is supposed to do? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No. It's meant to make you horny with it's paradoxness. OW! Sorry... Is the Lie Cake good? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Except for the asplodey head side effect. Can I borrow a mop? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3099 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yeah, i just finished mopping up mine. What's the secret ingredient? |
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Him? He is a taco, silly!
Don't you know what a taco looks like?