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Power Leveler
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I think so. He looks pissed.

Uh, What do we do?

Master Looter
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I'll use my Barrett. No prob.

*KA-PWSHAAAAM!*

Can I have some help cleaning these demon brains off the wall?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Sure. *throws a mop at steak*

Well, should we go back home, then?

Power Leveler
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I guess so. They won't mind that i borrowed a lot of their stuff.

Why does almost everything we ever do end with blood and gore on the walls?

Power Leveler
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What fun would it be without blood and gore?

Was that a rhetorical question?

Power Leveler
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It wasn't but I do believe you have a point.

Where to now? Anymore neighbors to visit?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

No, sorry.

Wanna catch a movie?

Power Leveler
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Sounds good.

Although, what would we see?

Power Leveler
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You pick the movie.

No, not that movie. Not that one either. What do you mean "there are no more movies"?

Master Looter
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I don't know about going to the cinema, but your face is funny enough to be a feature length film.

Oh, I'm just jo-Ren? REN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Sawing your leg off.

Why do you ask?

Power Leveler
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Because you're getting blood in the popcorn.

Will you two ever get along?

Master Looter
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Not until of us gets what we want. And you know what we want.

Now where did I put that spare leg?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The one under your bed? Sorry, I burned it.
Yes, Vee... You know what we want. Only you can give it to us...

GIVE US OUR COOKIES!

Hey, how much do you like your pets?

Master Looter
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I love my kitteh.

Why do you ask?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because your cat is playing inside the microwave. Don't ask me how it got in there, or how it turned the microwave on.

That's too bad. Need a drink?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yeah, You know my favourite drinks too.

Should i pay for this round?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

No, it's OK. I'll pay.

Well, this is a little strong, right Vee? Vee? Why are you twitching around on the floor?

Master Looter
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I think that's a mating dance.

Can you cheer me up after the microwave-based death of my kitteh?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Sure. Here are pictures of me and Vee after the mating dance.
Don't we make such a cute couple? My favorite is this one of us mopping the floor together.

Wait, what did you think we were doing?

Sorry, would you prefer flaming chainsaw juggling?

Power Leveler
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*Gasp* Too...much...vodka...Wait did someone say flaming chainsaw juggling?

Is that Photoshopped?

Master Looter
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Yeah.

How is it even possible to be that flexible? Talk about power-mopping.

Power Leveler
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Actually, Years of practice in the Himalayan mountains.

Wait, does that mean, it isn't photoshopped?

Master Looter
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Haha, tricked you.

Know any other uses for that flexibilty?
Heh? Heh? *points to bedroom*

Power Leveler
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I indeed do...But wouldn't you like to know?

Huh, what are you doing now?

Master Looter
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What? *looks down* Oh, that. Erm... I'm sorry, I just got excited when you said that.

But is that a bad thing?

Power Leveler
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It just seems I should choose my words more carefully. And whether it's a bad thing depends on the person.

Do you still lack discipline or should i drop the therapy?

Master Looter
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I lack it. Lack s- NO. BAD STEAK.

Who set my glasses on fire?

Dungeon Crawler
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Joined: 18 Sep 2009

Sorry my eyes spontainiously combusted

Is there medicine for that?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I'm working on it now, but the squirrels are being uncooperative.

Um, can you see without them?

Master Looter
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

A little bit.

Now where did I put my contacts?

Master Looter
Posts: 1280
Joined: 10 Sep 2009

Er I don't know, hold and I'll ask him. "Hey"....*voice suddenly stops and I realise my tounge and voice box are missing*.

Alright guys very funny, now who took them?

Master Looter
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Me. I was hungry.

Will you ever forgive me?

Power Leveler
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Probably. Though, just ask for a sandwich next time.

Did you take anything else?

Master Looter
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Hold on let me ask the rooster. "uh huh, yes rooster I understand, ok then." *The rooster says he's fucked.

How does that make him feel?

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