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Killed 10 Boars  Posts: 16 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | Because the designer was late and they hadn't planned the decoration for the new room. What happens when you die? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 828 Joined: 23 Sep 2009    | Then you know that you're dead What would happen if Chuck Norris realized his own untapped power and unleashed it on democracy, life, the universe and everything? What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?! |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4891 Joined: 12 Apr 2008     | Nothing, Chuck Norris already knows everything. Why can't I tell its not butter? HOLY SHIT!! SIGNITURES ARE ENABLED! |
Master Looter  Posts: 2509 Joined: 26 Oct 2008   | Because it's pink. Why is my foot made out of chocolate? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 877 Joined: 28 May 2009     | Because butter's an alien compound, designed to taste like everything except chicken. How many badgers can I fit in this... shoe? EDIT : Sneaky ninjas... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4891 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | It depends wether they're nagging you or not. (What an excellent pun) Why am I so punny? HOLY SHIT!! SIGNITURES ARE ENABLED! |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3138 Joined: 8 Jun 2009   | You're not. Go die in a vegetable patch. Why am I being so mean? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because you have no soul. Why do you have no soul? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | I lost it in Seoul. (See what I did there?) How does eat food? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With mouth. What are you getting for Christmas? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3138 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | I'm not sure - all I want for Christmas, though, is you. How many roads must a man walk down? (if you get it right, I'll friend you!) |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. What's your name? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2077 Joined: 25 Jun 2009   | Soap Mactavish. Why isn't the world shaped like a triangle? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because then it's doughnuts would run asunder. Why isn't Gordon Freeman a lesbian? |
Master Looter Posts: 2077 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Because he likes guys, not girls. Why is Yahtzee from Australia? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because he likes to complain about release dates. Why would someone like that? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2920 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | He lacks a XX chromosome and science tells us that he is not genetically homosexual. Also, he's a Hermaphrodite. Why? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because I was ninja'd. Are we there yet? |
Master Looter Posts: 2077 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Maybe. Do companions cubes taste good? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4059 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | Probably. What's the point in houseflies? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Annoying humans. *looks at hands* Hey, whose blood is this? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yours! What am the sky? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Purple. Do we have a soul? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1178 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Um, let me check... No. No, we don't. ASASASASASADSA...? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. What was I talking about? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Your mother. I can has- no wait, i'm not even going to go there. If a woodchuck can't chuck wood, then can a glasschuck chuck glass? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes, but only until it dies from internal bleeding. If a woodchuck could chuck glass, how long would it take far it to die of internal bleeding? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3138 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | OT, About 15 meters. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | To run away from a KFC. I failed... so, what happens now? |
Master Looter Posts: 1178 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 |
Would you tap that? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Ye... I mean, of course not... It's a fucking chicken, you pervert. Would you? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Hell no. Are we humans? Or are we dancers? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3356 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Personally, I'm the reaper. Who are you? |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | MaxTheReaper in disguise. OH SNAP- What is the capitol of Botswana? |
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Cause they ran outa room on he calendar
Why did the run outa room?