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Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Pass, mine is good enough.

A set of human organs.

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Master Looter
Posts: 1897
Joined: 24 Oct 2009

Pass, mine function just fine, thank you.

A microscope.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Pass. I have no interest in the creatures that make me ill, why would I want to see them?

A toffee.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 714
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Pass. Toffee is the worst candy ever made.

Invisible Words

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Master Looter
Posts: 1897
Joined: 24 Oct 2009

Pass, I don't want to ruin my supper.

A glass bottle. (bludgeoning weapon!)

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 714
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Pass. Glass breaks too easily.

A doorbell.

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Pass. People can just knock.

A rock with a hole in it.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Pass.

A glass stirring rod.

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Pass. I have no use for it.

A board with a nail in it.

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

Buy, those things are fun to hit people with

God mode

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Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 28 Sep 2009

Buy.

News Corp.

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

buy, so i can end the corporation once and for all

duct tape cannon (made out of duct tape)

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Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Pass. Too sticky and irritating.

A box on wheels.

Master Looter
Posts: 1897
Joined: 24 Oct 2009

Rent, I need to know if the body will fit in it before I buy it...

A Sham-wow.

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

pass, i have one, its just a piece of felt

A cat holding a scythe

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Master Looter
Posts: 1857
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Pass. He's crazy.

My childhood. Now only $19.99!

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Buy. I want to do mischievous things and not get arrested!

My checkered past.

Master Looter
Posts: 1897
Joined: 24 Oct 2009

Rent, I need to figure out who you are first.

My skills at posting so much in the space of two days. While being new.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

Pass. I've had more active days :-P
Welcome to the Escapist, Empireth!

My social life.

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Pass, I want one of my own.

A cd.

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

Pass. I've got plenty of blanks already.

A Charizard.

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3583
Joined: 8 Feb 2009

Pass, I don't have any pokeballs on me.

A limited edition dolphinboy comic with funny pop-out pictures.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

Pass. I don't like pop outs.
They poked my eye as a child.

A new pair of sandals.

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1630
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

Rent. And when they're worn out give them back to you.

A pie to the face.

Master Looter
Posts: 2596
Joined: 29 Jul 2009

Pass. I Hate Pie.

A Cake to the face.

Ding! (Grats!)
Posts: 30
Joined: 22 Sep 2009

rent. its only good for the first throw.

my mother

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Pass, I have my own.

A brand new social life.

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6933
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Rent. Just to see what one is like before I buy.

My social life.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Rent, I want to see what another one is like.

My social life...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6933
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Rent, just to see if it's better then mine.

Jesus H. Christ.

Master Looter
Posts: 1630
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

Pass. I can do without a con artist thanks.

My pooper.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6933
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Pass. You don't need a reason why.

My lack of discipline.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5061
Joined: 26 May 2009

Pass, why would I want your toilet?

Paul Banks' Black Les Paul Guitar (with the word "breasts" written on it)

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

Ehhhhhh...pass. I don't play guitar, so I have no use for it.

A big, shiny red button.

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Buy. It could have a multitude of uses, but it'll probably just blow things up.

A German from Mexico.

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