BUY!!! I must teach him ju-jit-su.

A rotten tomato.

Buy! I can throw it at celebrities I don't like

Godzilla

Buy. Look out Tokyo. here I come.

A pimp hat.

Buy, so then I can pimp-slap people.
^{I iz a pimp, and this iz mah pimp hatz.}

A giant cupcake.

Buy. I'm hungry.

A Pimpcane.

BUY! Just so that green rat cant have it.

A fuddrucker burger.

Pass, sounds dangerous.

A vague object.

Buy, just as it's vague.

The vague object which is actually a nuke that explodes whenever you touch it.

Pass- If it was a glow-in-the-dark vague object i might have rented.

A Xbox 360 box. Console sold separately.

Buy. I LOVE boxes.

Half of an Xbox 360 box.

Pass, I have a complete one.

Refrigerator box.

Rent. I am seriously bored and want to play Mini Fort.

My Mini Fort.

Pass. Why would I want that when I have a much better fort under your bed?

Raptor Jesus.

Pass. My Giant Fort is superior. He might eat me.

A serious case of Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Pass. Why the hell would i want a disease?

A Bowl of Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

^{stick THAT up yo pipe n smoke it Angry Pants!
And it's a real word! Google it! I DARE YOU!}

Pass. I hate fish.

A pound of http://luminaryuprise.wikidot.com/longest-word

Eat that Pmoney.

^{¡Dios mío! Okay, you win}

Buy. it's a protein and the longest word in the world! What could go wrong?

A Lifetime supply of games and various technologies.

Buy. Why not?

A flaming bag of popcorn.

Pass, sounds painful to eat.

A world of pain.

Buy. I will give it to my enemies.

A mound of jellyfish.

Rent. I hear that Pain worlds have FANTASTIC beaches, but I wouldn't like to live there.
Pass. I shall never buy anything from the likes of a green hamster.

A truckload of supernatural wonders.

Buy. But as long as i can use them one at a time. Too many powers at once=Overload=Explosion

Axel F ( listen to it in it's entirety before making a choice)

Rent, I've never heard the frog version and never will.

A car filled with random bullet holes.

Buy! I could convince people that It was a rare Mayan artifact. I would be rich!

A 'rare Mayan artifact'

Buy. I could sell it to a museum for even more money.
^{Odd. It looks like a car filled with random bullet holes.}

A wheel of cheese duct-taped to a sports car.

Buy. I want the cheese.

A sports car and some length of duct tape.

Pass, I would rather have a stereotypical pick-up truck.

A stereotypical pick-up truck.

pass. the last stereotypical thing I bought turned out to be a moldy half eaten wheel of cheese with duct tape residue.

a dead green chinchilla

Buy. Ive been looking for that thing.

Half of a green chinchilla.

rent. i need to figure out which half i'm getting

Pass, I don't know what's for sale.

A pet wolf.

Rent. I get bored easily.

Frankie Boyle, scottish comedian.

Pass. I hate scots.

A limp banana.

Pass, sounds like it actually means erectile dysfunction.

Erectile dysfunction

PASS.
I like my erectile material functioning normally.

a set of human teeth.